On The Beach: You are a fun and down to earth person that enjoys the simple pleasures in life.
At A Bar: You are a fun and active person who enjoys being social. You are the life of the party!
Professional Headshot: Look out, everyone! Up and coming movie star! But seriously, everyone is excited you are making promising steps to furthering your career!
Your Face is Obscured: Very artsy! In a way, you are refusing objection, denying the viewer's gaze which ultimately is their ownership over you.
With Black Face: You are a racist bigot with little understanding or compassion for other humans!
A Selfie: You looked good! Ain't no shame in doin' your thang! But don't have TOO many!
Re-enacting a Famous Look: Also very artsy! You're a modern day Cindy Sherman!
Holding An Animal: Make sure to caption it something like "With my cute puppy!" because I will definitely think you have morphed into an animal and have a big human friend!
Your Favorite Cartoon: Similar to the animal profile pic, I will assume you are living in an animated reality and I will also resolve to stop regularly consuming acid tabs!
Candid Shot of You Doing a Sport: Sports!
Lighting the Hair of World Leaders on Fire as You Laugh Maniacally Behind Them: Sense of wonder and whimsy! Also, your account will probably be deleted soon as you will be retained by the FBI!
From a Halloween Party: Bitch, it is April, get your social media skills back on track!
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