Scenario: The music is BUMPING!
Okay, so you've had a few vodka sodas in you or whatever the fuck it is you need to just BREAK LOOSE and LIVE.IT.UP on that dance floor, girl. It is the freaking weekend and in the name of R.Kelly may he REST IN PEACE (loljk still alive) you are just tryna have you some fun (bounce bounce bounce.)
You graciously slurp up the rest of your drink, side eye and nod toward your best girl friends, and BOOM all of you are on the dance floor ready to lure in future ex boyfriends. And you look phenom, B-T-DUBS.
- Your butt: Toned to perfection thanks to all those pilates DVDs.
- Your hair: Perfect volume, perfect length, ready to just twirl around as you bust crazy moves all night.
- Your make up:Belongs in the FUCKING Louvre.
- Your confidence: Literally through the roof. Like "Ex-squeeze me, Hilary Clinton, but I think I am solely responsible for shattering that glass ceiling. Glad you took advantage of following in my courageous footsteps."
|Save The Last Dance is an excellent documentary about WGLB.|
*Disclaimer: All races and genders eligible to use WHITE GIRL LIP BITE, the name is simply derived from the species first witnessed using this mating ritual.
** Note: Don't put your fingers in your mouth.